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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22,
A woman is like Africa ,
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30,
A woman is like America ,
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
A woman is like India,
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,
A woman is like France ,
Gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50,
A woman is like Great Britain ,
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60,
A woman is like Yugoslavia ,
Lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still
very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70,
A woman is like Russia ,
Very wide, and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70,
A Woman becomes Tibet,
Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...
still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78,
A man is like Iran ,
Ruled by a dick.